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Monos (2019)

Monos (2019)

8 / 10
Monos inhibits a heart of darkness to illustrate humanity's primal instincts. Order descends into chaos. Democracy spirals into anarchy. Civilisation is built upon the skeletal foundations of fossilised primordial neanderthals, the earliest form o... Read the full review »
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2020 Movies Ranked

An on-going ranking list of the films I've seen in 2020 and the current position they are in. These are mostly based on enjoyment and the technical aspects into making a film. Using UK theatrical release dates so there might be some films released...
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Pokémon Mewtwo Strikes Back Evolution ironically clones the original to create an inferior remake. “Where am I? What am I? Who am I?”. Existential conundrums that plague Mewtwo’s, the most powerful Pokémon in existence (at that time...), t... Read the full review »
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The Spirit fails to protect its monochrome city from an incomprehensibly messy story. Black night. White streets. Red tie. A silhouette guarding the inhabitants of a stone-cold metropolis, gliding across the paved rooftops. Miller’s adaptation o... Read the full review »
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Man On A Ledge overhangs its mildly entertaining plot with absurd plot conveniences. Did you know that “jumping”, the act of committing suicide by falling from a potentially deathly height, contributes three percent of suicides in Europe and t... Read the full review »
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The Next Three Days sluggishly counts down to its thrilling prison break whilst grounded by semi-realism. After a tranquil night out, you wake up the next morning preparing breakfast for your child and spouse. Exercising a typical suburban daily r... Read the full review »
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Parker (2013)

Parker (2013)

4 / 10
Parker grabs his violent vengeance by teasing an unsympathetic estate agent. Palm Beach, Florida. A secluded island lavished with intimidating properties and aromatised in money. Where freshly cemented streets are illuminated by golden lights. Isl... Read the full review »
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Matchstick Men strikes a psychiatrical light amid the condo of a black comedy. Tourette’s syndrome. Obsessive-compulsive disorder. Agoraphobia. Imagine yourself acquiring all three of these dysfunctionalities. The open environment with its ever-... Read the full review »
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Mirror Mirror reflects surface level whimsicality through monotonous affability. “Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who’s the fairest of them all?”. Why it might just be Disney’s first animated feature, or even the gothic ‘Snow White and the... Read the full review »
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Date Movie incites excessive vulgarity to ironically become the worst date movie ever. It’s ‘06. You’re on Match.com, seeking out a potential date in an attempt to start a flourishing relationship. “You’ve been matched!”. She/he asks y... Read the full review »
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Disobedience unlocks a melancholic romance from its triangular imprisonment. In Judaism, family life is regarded as a training ground for the Jewish way of life. Children are born into a religious community, where federations support schools, comm... Read the full review »
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Stranger by the Lake cruises around its taut water body with audacious yet empty eroticism. In the blazing heat of summer days, an idyllic destination turns into a popular cruising location for gay men. Some folk seek “no strings attached” act... Read the full review »
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Layer Cake energises London with an overstuffed yet vigorous gangster-driven story. “The art of good business is being a good middleman”. XXXX. An anonymous criminal that has nothing to do with Diesel’s high-octane spy shenanigans (xXx refer... Read the full review »
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A Haunted House drains the life out of ‘Scary Movie’, producing something aggressively unfunny. Marlon Wayans needs to stop. Immediately. His career will never reach the heights of ‘Requiem for a Dream’ ever again. How? How does he obtain... Read the full review »
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Wine Country pours spirits upon its sunny vineyards but fails to let the alcohol breathe. Poehler is undoubtedly a talented comedian. From writing/producing the popular sitcom ‘Parks and Recreation’ to pitting her hilarity against other comedi... Read the full review »
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The Grand Budapest Hotel welcomes audiences to the most whimsical and characteristic lodging cinema has to offer. War-torn Zubrowka. 1932, ‘68 and ‘85. A grandiose inn towers over the frosty mountainous peaks, accessible by rickety cable cars.... Read the full review »
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3 Days To Kill slaughtered my one brain for two whole generic hours. Did anyone order a McG sandwich? No? No one? Can we then remove this uninspired item from the menu? It genuinely baffles me how a man brimming with unfavourable mediocrity still... Read the full review »