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2 weeks ago
Spring Breakers dances through vivid neon colours sensorily with that added splash of objectification. If ever there was a film that I was destined to loathe, it would be this. Women partying in skimpy bikinis, devouring alcoholic beverages, sniff... Read the full review »
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2 weeks ago
Daredevil is blinded by an overstuffed plot that feels more suited to an Evanescence music video. "Devil card, never leave the church without it". Honest to God, was fully expecting that line, that's the level of cringe we're dealing with here. Pr... Read the full review »
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2 weeks ago
Final Destination uses its precognitive abilities to spawn a franchise devoid of suspense. Yes, another influential horror series that is ferociously mediocre and stupid beyond belief. The franchise filled with inventive death sequences, narrow su... Read the full review »
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Incident in a Ghostland swiftly shows cracks within its porcelain psychological shell. Well, that was frustrating. Y'know when you sit down, watch a film, become absorbed by the world it lures you into, only to ascertain that precious time has bee... Read the full review »
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2 weeks ago
United 93 is one biographical memorial that soars over any and all genre tropes. Any feature tackling the events of 9/11 is surrounded by a thin line that when crossed, ventures into the realms of sensationalising a tragic event for entertainment... Read the full review »
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2 weeks ago
Get Him To The Greek sings through its unfocused plot quicker than a Metallica song. The British eccentric behaviour of the leather-coated Brand and the American lifestyle of the fatigued Hill was an odd combination to say the least. Two types of... Read the full review »
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3 weeks ago
Crawl (2019)

Crawl (2019)

5 / 10
Crawl floods its claustrophobic gator-infested environment with sheer stupidity. Like the rest of you, I enjoy a decent B-movie that knows when to fully exercise its ridiculous premise. Last year's 'The Meg', whilst not fully embellishing its 'Jaw... Read the full review »
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3 weeks ago
The Innkeepers is one mundane hotel that I shan't be staying in again. Is this the turning point? The realisation that I'm going psychotic? West's horror film is being lauded by critics and professional peers alike, including genre enthusiast Eli... Read the full review »
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3 weeks ago
Anchorman 2 is anchored down by a series of unfunny rapid quick fire jokes that managed to put this sequel off air. 'The Legend Continues' is about as legendary as Fantana's condom collection, the "chickens of unnecessary sequels" if you will. Now... Read the full review »
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3 weeks ago
Ex Machina generates cerebral philosophies that both entertain and stimulate. As a computer programmer and all-round technologist, I'm consistently in awe of the advancements made in the development of artificial intelligence. It provides many dis... Read the full review »
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3 weeks ago
Cinema Paradiso sincerely captures the paradisiacal pleasure of film. Bellissimo! One of life's greatest delectations is the medium of film, more specifically the cinema establishments. A cinema was, well still is, able to bring together a communi... Read the full review »
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3 weeks ago
For The Birds slingshots a flocking bunch of aviary meanies in fittingly humorous fashion. Ever been the obtuse outcast that just wanted to join in, but were greeted by a group of selfish beak-faced bullies that just wouldn't let you cling onto th... Read the full review »
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3 weeks ago
Visitors is unable to convey a meaningful message through its sequential clips. Well, this one certainly tested my patience. Director Reggio, known for his illustrious "Qatsi" trilogy, attempts to thematically explore humanity's relationship with... Read the full review »
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3 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago
Blockers blocked out all creativity by relying on clumsy clichés and profane predictability. Another film about glorious prom night, losing one's cursed virginity and having the time of your laugh as you drink, consume baked drugs and unleash vis... Read the full review »
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4 weeks ago
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4 weeks ago
The Endless repetitiously increases its cosmic horror through its convoluted complexity. Whenever a feature, particularly an indie flick, commences its story with a quote from Lovecraft, you just know you're in for a bizarre journey. To review The... Read the full review »
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4 weeks ago
Kung Fu Panda sporadically uses the Wuxi Finger Hold to produce an uneven yet delightful animation. A family-oriented parody animation, paying homage to the classic martial arts features that clearly inspired it. 'The Karate Kid', 'Enter The Drago... Read the full review »