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The Farewell waves goodbye to clichés and welcomes humanistic endearment. Death. A significant part of life. For if one must live, they also must decease. The natural order of existence. But what if you acknowledged the inevitability of your demi... Read the full review »
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1 day ago
The Wolf of Wall Street opulently howls for the insipid apotheosis of money laundering. Well, might as well deliver my soul to the slaughter for my apparent blasphemous opinion of this acclaimed "masterpiece". Ready? I don't like The Wolf of Wall... Read the full review »
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Ad Astra galactically depicts sorrow, proving that no one can hear you cry in space. For the past few years, dramas set in the expansive dangers of space have been my bread and butter. Devouring them during my annual breakfast as I purposefully st... Read the full review »
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3 days ago
Evil Under The Sun basks in the murderous sunshine with a tepid cocktail at hand. Ahh yes! The moustachio Belgian detective Hercule Poirot, performing magical illusions with "œufs" to young girls and peering over doorways whenever he hears gossip... Read the full review »
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The Lost City of Z explores the density of obsessive discovery shrouded in a jungle of abandonment. Exploration. The yearning for discovery. To set foot where no man has ventured before. To excavate rarities that determine ancient civilisations. T... Read the full review »
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6 days ago
RED 2 (2013)

RED 2 (2013)

5 / 10
RED 2 mistakingly hires double the amount of retirees and twice the bombastic action. "Bigger is better", so they say. Whilst that may apply to a variety of situations (televisions, equipment for after dark usage (if you catch my cold...) and Nico... Read the full review »
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1 week ago
Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengeance attempts to avenge its predecessor on a flat tyre. Continuity. It may just be the most valuable asset to a franchise. In fact, it's the only quality that a sequel should uphold. Whether the films be a couple of year... Read the full review »
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1 week ago
Girl, Interrupted abruptly infiltrates mental conditions through a solid, albeit inconsistent, characterised plot. There's only one film that truly tackles mental institutionalisation with enough heft and characterisation, that it remains the supe... Read the full review »
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1 week ago
Let's Be Cops handcuffs itself into being the laziest comedy I've ever had the misfortune of watching. This is a first, ladies and gentlemen. I have never done this before in the entirety of my life, let alone in my current amateur critiquing days... Read the full review »
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1 week ago
Ghost Rider rides the highway to hell, leading to a lifeless dead end of hopeless talent. I should've known. No, really. I should've. The same director who helmed that super successful superhero masterpiece known as "Blind Battfleck", I mean, 'Dar... Read the full review »
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1 week ago
Presto (2008)

Presto (2008)

6 / 10
Presto humorously raises its curtains by paying homage to cartoonish tricks of old. If you've never watched 'Looney Tunes', 'Tom and Jerry' or even 'Scooby Doo', firstly please remove yourself from the insignificant rock that you reside under, and... Read the full review »
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If Beale Street Could Talk gently explores racial discrimination and eternal love through expressionistic drama. Nuance. It's an approach that very few directors decide to take. The ability to fabricate raw emotions through minimal effort, whether... Read the full review »
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1 week ago
Precious Cargo steals diamonds, black boxes and your valuable time. Precious Cargo? The only thing precious about this cargo is the scene where Willis, with all his antagonistic mannerisms (hint: the same as all his other performances), discusses... Read the full review »
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1 week ago
RED (2010)

RED (2010)

6 / 10
RED is fully equipped with light action set pieces that shows the youth of today how it's done. Retired. Extremely. Dangerous. Three words that sums up my career of playing 'Mario Kart' at tournament "pro" level. But enough about my personal and s... Read the full review »
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2 weeks ago
It: Chapter Two clowns around attempting to adapt a seemingly unadaptable second half. There's a cruel irony that haunts the now all grown-up Bill, a screenplay writer, that represents my opinion of King's infamous conclusive half. "The ending kin... Read the full review »