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18 hours ago
Shark Night is one fishy night I shall not be remembering anytime soon. You may remember in previous reviews for 'Piranha 3D' and 'Sharknado' that I have acquired a sort of dislike/hate relationship with B-movies centred around fishy fiends. Well,... Read the full review »
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1 day ago
Shrek 2 magically transports us to a hilarious quest through twisted fairytales. The original was a smart outlook on classic Hans Christian Andersen stories with a modern spice added to produce a refreshing flavour. Well-rounded characters, witty... Read the full review »
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3 days ago
To Catch A Thief plants Hitchcock's jewelled direction in a hesitant mystery romance. Not every Hitchcock film can match the unprecedented masterpiece status that are 'Psycho', 'Vertigo', 'Rear Window' (cue extensive list...). Several of his myste... Read the full review »
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4 days ago
Star Wars The Phantom Menace chooses the dark side by plaguing itself in an unrendered CGI extravaganza. The now dubbed "Original Trilogy" features three of the grandest space operas in cinematic history. A family affair that transcended across th... Read the full review »
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4 days ago
Half Past Dead was unable to resuscitate Seagal's career, instead leaving him for dead. As of this review, this is my first endeavour into Seagal's career. Most would probably start with 'Under Siege', not me. But when people eloquently describe t... Read the full review »
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5 days ago
Runner Runner gambles its relevant premise for a mundane plot. Online gambling contributes massively to the entertainment industry. Whether it be your mother playing bingo, slots or even dabbling into a sly game of poker, there's no denying its in... Read the full review »
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5 days ago
The Bounty Hunter chased down every formulaic plot detail known to man and handcuffed them to the screenwriters. No, not related to 'Dog the Bounty Hunter' (unfortunately...) but instead a romantic comedy that one could find at the bottom of a bar... Read the full review »
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5 days ago
Scream 3 has done so much screaming that it has now lost its voice. Oh Craven. You just never know when to stop, do you? The majority of franchises eventually hit a level of fatigue, when the premise or story rarely changes and becomes a repetitiv... Read the full review »
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6 days ago
John Wick Parabellum unleashes a ballet of headshots against a multitude of assassins. The man. The myth. The legend. Will somebody please, get this man a: pistol, shotgun, throwing knife, belt, sword, book, motorcycle and a horse. Because in a ye... Read the full review »
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1 week ago
Hardcore Henry flaunts its first person perspective in nauseating and chaotic action. Grind the enemy's face against a wall! Invert their spine by jumping on it through a small grating! Shoot their damn heads til they explode! Oh yeah, keep it goi... Read the full review »
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1 week ago
Bicycle Thieves cycles through Italian neorealism, pedalling alongside some of the greatest masterpieces. Ladri Di Biciclette. Ranked as one of the most influential and inspirational films of all-time. At one point, was deemed the greatest film of... Read the full review »
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1 week ago
Superbad may not be as substandard as its title suggests, but it isn't exactly a drunkenly good time. "Superoverrated" would be more appropriate. Now, before everyone leaps to the defensive fence and starts abolishing my opinion, comedy is subject... Read the full review »
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1 week ago
Butterfly on a Wheel flaps its "thrilling" wings like a dull unglamorous moth. When Gerard Butler, Maria Bello and Pierce Brosnan give exceptionally strong performances in the same film and essentially becomes the only positive outcome, y'know som... Read the full review »
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God's Own Country farms the typical rural lifestyle to produce an intimate relationship. 'Brokeback Mountain' set in the Yorkshire Dales. Early morning chores as sheep frolic in the fields and cattle are constantly giving birth. As the sun sets an... Read the full review »
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Detective Pikachu used thunderbolt but was not very effective. Ever since I touched a Gameboy Colour and inserted my cartridge for 'Pokémon Yellow', I was a fan. I invested my childhood into this franchise. I watched the anime, including the feat... Read the full review »
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Beats (2019)

Beats (2019)

8 / 10
Beats raves successional rhythms through a harsh Scottish coming-of-age drama. Dark, miserable and intimidatingly frightening. But enough about Scotland, let's dive into the electronic grunge-fest that is Beats. A contemporary drama that will unfa... Read the full review »