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It Follows looms closer to your soul with every subversive step the titular entity takes. For me, the best variety of horror mechanisms are the contemporary types that deal with suspense and dread. Mundane jump scares rarely work, with minimal to... Read the full review »

The Crazies remakes a tame biological disaster, mutating it into an enjoyably demented nightmare. One of the rare examples where the original is diminished almost entirely thanks to an appropriate modernisation that extracted the core content and... Read the full review »

Smiley certainly didn't put a smile on my face. Oh boy. Oh dear lord. Oh for goodness sake. When the director is an apparent well known YouTuber and decides to cast most of his online buddies in a slasher that is nearly as stupid and pointless as... Read the full review »

Fyre reignites the hatred for a certain pathological liar, further fuelling the party fire. The Fyre Festival of '17. An idyllic vision featuring a plethora of musical talent, luxury villas, golden beaches and raucous parties. It was sold to be th... Read the full review »

The Mummy Returns for another sandy CGI adventure, tossing out character development off of the dirigible. Bigger is not always better (unless you are a size queen...). Clearly, both Sommers and the ancient pharaohs failed to capitalise on this et... Read the full review »

WHAT I LIKED: The Lion King follows a fairly simple script, but the way that it's brought to life gives the whole thing an impressive sense of grandeur and power which would have otherwise been lacking. Indeed a fairly small number of simple scene... Read the full review »

Ruin establishes the foundations of an overgrown urban environment, but resembles a mere tech demo. Look closely. Does the post-apocalyptic vibe ring any bells? The stylish art style? If only the cover art had some humans running within a maze...!... Read the full review »

A Simple Favour has all the tasty ingredients for a thrilling martini: sex, deceit and savage comedy. Feig, generally known for his high-calibre comedies and remake of a classic 80s ghoulish adventure (ending up being the most disliked film traile... Read the full review »

WHAT I LIKED: 'Olympus Has Fallen' was a preposterous film with a sickeningly patriotic story executed well enough to make for something enjoyable and engaging, and the one glimmer that remains from that here is Gerard Butler's performance which d... Read the full review »

WHAT I LIKED: There are lots of films out there about the danger of indulging in the vices of wild sex, hard drugs or extreme wealth, but what makes Paul Thomas Anderson's 'Boogie Nights' such a successful one is that it largely keeps a handle on... Read the full review »

WHAT I LIKED: There's no getting away from the fact that 'Olympus Has Fallen' is utterly preposterous and blindly patriotic to a sickening extent, but director Antoine Fuqua always seems to have the ability to make the ridiculous thoroughly grippi... Read the full review »

WHAT I LIKED: Every character in The Colour Purple is a very different, interesting, multi-layered person. And yet, all are victims of some kind of suppression at some point in their lives, all deal with that in different ways, and all ultimately... Read the full review »

The ReZort should've changed its horrifically disgusting title to the more apt "JuraZZic Park". Welcome to the ReZort! A paradise that allows your mind to escape, forgetting about the woes of daily life as you party all night, sunbathe on the sand... Read the full review »

Pulse signals the very worst of American horror remakes, and hacks its way into my soul. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the one and only film that I unfathomably loathe with all my heart. "It takes your will to live". Oh hunny. I've watche... Read the full review »

If I was your regular twice a month movie-goer who cared more about entertainment and less about quality control, I wouldn’t be able to appreciate “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood” the way I do right now. A Quentin Tarantino flick centered aro... Read the full review »