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5 years ago
Ruin establishes the foundations of an overgrown urban environment, but resembles a mere tech demo. Look closely. Does the post-apocalyptic vibe ring any bells? The stylish art style? If only the cover art had some humans running within a maze...!... Read the full review »
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A Simple Favor (2018) added to 2018 Movies Ranked list.
TheMovieDiorama rated and reviewed a movie.
5 years ago
A Simple Favour has all the tasty ingredients for a thrilling martini: sex, deceit and savage comedy. Feig, generally known for his high-calibre comedies and remake of a classic 80s ghoulish adventure (ending up being the most disliked film traile... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
Can't find a film you are looking for?
Thanks Chris, another one for you 'Ruin': https://filmfed.com/movies/3dur114535b-ruin
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5 years ago
The ReZort should've changed its horrifically disgusting title to the more apt "JuraZZic Park". Welcome to the ReZort! A paradise that allows your mind to escape, forgetting about the woes of daily life as you party all night, sunbathe on the sand... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
Pulse signals the very worst of American horror remakes, and hacks its way into my soul. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the one and only film that I unfathomably loathe with all my heart. "It takes your will to live". Oh hunny. I've watche... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
Can't find a film you are looking for?
Hi Chris, able to allow 'The Rezort' to be reviewed? https://filmfed.com/movies/15pup8uaga4-the-rezort
Thanks!
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TheMovieDiorama rated and reviewed a movie.
5 years ago
Yes Man resembles more of a "Maybe Man", or a "Perhaps Man" leading towards a "Possibly Man". After watching this for the fourth time, one revelation sprung to mind. I miss Jim Carrey's career. Whilst this is not his best comedic outgoing, it's pr... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
Goosebumps may not give you a fright, but has enough delight to supply children with a bump in the night. In what may just be the greatest marketing tool for R. L. Stine's series of children's horror novels, Letterman grants us the PG adaptation o... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
Bedtime Stories is sure to grant you a lingering nightmare than a pleasant dream. Sandler is at it again! Bringing down talented actors in his wake. Understandably, me being a mid-20s soulless shell, this film was not intended for me. It's cheese... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
Lifted abducts the usual Pixar sentimentality for light extraterrestrial mediocrity. Much like a driving test, aliens apparently need to pass an abduction test which entails activating a plethora of switches that have no clear labels or instructio... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
Blood Simple plants the Coens' trademark black comedy whilst divulging into neo-noir murder. Being not the biggest admirer of their work, Joel and Ethan Coen are renowned for their innovative use of dark humour in situations that are deemed social... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
The Pyramid crumbles into an ancient Egyptian mess. Here's hoping Anubis doesn't measure my beating heart on the scales of the afterlife, because with what I'm about to say I don't think he'll approve. This is, by far, one of the worst "found foot... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
Fast & Furious 6 copies what made its predecessor so rejuvenating, just set in London. 'Fast Five' was a franchise high, transforming a forgettable street-racing montage into an action extravaganza that disregards all laws of physics. This sequel... Read the full review »
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The Emoji Movie (2017) added to 2017 Movies Ranked list.
TheMovieDiorama rated and reviewed a movie.
5 years ago
The Emoji Movie is a "meh" slowly turning into an "angry" and finishing on a "poop" emoji. When a film, any film for that matter, garners near-universal disdain from everyone, naturally my curiosity spikes up more than Christina Aguilera does when... Read the full review »
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Annabelle Comes Home (2019) added to 2019 Movies Ranked list.
TheMovieDiorama rated and reviewed a movie.
5 years ago
Annabelle Comes Home to a menagerie of spine-tingling haunted shenanigans. "A beacon for other spirits" utters Lorraine Warren outside a misty cemetery, staring blankly at the possessed doll. Yeah, no kidding! Just when I thought this so-called ci... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
Dark Water shrivelled up any sense of horror with its mundane waterworks. Yet another American remake of an Asian horror feature that does not do any justice to the source material. But, before I begin to release a flood of criticism, I do want to... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
San Andreas vibrationally shakes its cast off the ground and into implausible, unlikely and downright lucky situations. Disaster films have never been my pleasure, heck they're not even my guilty pleasure. Films designed to showcase state-of-the-a... Read the full review »
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