The Movie Diorama

TheMovieDiorama

Activity Feed

TheMovieDiorama
TheMovieDiorama rated and reviewed a movie.
4 months ago
21 & Over offers enough unfunny forewarnings to make you yearn for your teenage years. Perhaps becoming an adult isn’t so hilarious after all. Jeff Chang would agree. The poor boy, now fully evolved into manhood, ironically has a teddy bear supe... Read the full review »
TheMovieDiorama
TheMovieDiorama added a movie to a list.
4 months ago
TheMovieDiorama
TheMovieDiorama rated and reviewed a movie.
4 months ago
Dragged Across Concrete steadily cements its hardened state with grit and transgression. Towering blocks of brutalist architecture overlook the urban heartbeat of Bulwark. Racism, contravention and brutality plague the cemented pale lit streets. T... Read the full review »
TheMovieDiorama
TheMovieDiorama rated and reviewed a movie.
4 months ago
The Midnight Meat Train derails itself before reaching Schlock Station. All aboard, the anti-vegetarian express! Where you’ll be greeted handsomely by a butcher and his meat tenderiser (don’t get any ideas...) before being stripped, scalped an... Read the full review »
TheMovieDiorama
TheMovieDiorama added a movie to a list.
4 months ago
TheMovieDiorama
TheMovieDiorama rated and reviewed a movie.
4 months ago
Domino (2019)

Domino (2019)

2 / 10
Domino rapidly topples each component consecutively with an unspectacular finish. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. If you had told me that the same De Palma who directed such classics like ‘Scarface’, ‘Carrie’ and ‘The Untouchables’, wa... Read the full review »
TheMovieDiorama
TheMovieDiorama rated and reviewed a movie.
4 months ago
2012 (2009)

2012 (2009)

4 / 10
2012 destroys the world, decimates its characters and annihilates its story. Roland "Recipe for Disaster" Emmerich returns to his comfort zone. But instead of an alien invasion causing the destruction of an American city, or the environment teachi... Read the full review »
TheMovieDiorama
TheMovieDiorama added a movie to a list.
4 months ago
TheMovieDiorama
TheMovieDiorama rated and reviewed a movie.
4 months ago
Hustlers maxes out its own credit card by hustling cameos instead of a sensual narrative. Strip clubs, twerking, grinding and hustling. On paper, this isn't my glass of champagne at all. An overtly feministic perspective on capitalism built around... Read the full review »
TheMovieDiorama
TheMovieDiorama rated and reviewed a movie.
4 months ago
Cowboys and Aliens shifts genres quicker than mechanically assisted swingin' saloon doors. So, yeah. This is a thing. James Bond, Indiana Jones and The Last Airbender ridin' horses across the dusty western landscape huntin' budget Xenomorphs as th... Read the full review »
TheMovieDiorama
TheMovieDiorama rated and reviewed a movie.
4 months ago
Tomorrowland constructs itself for a brighter future, but crumbles with its cumbersome admonition. Optimism. The glass half full. The irreverent shrouding of hope for future success. In a modern world plagued by apathy and self-destruction, even t... Read the full review »
TheMovieDiorama
TheMovieDiorama added a movie to a list.
4 months ago
TheMovieDiorama
TheMovieDiorama rated and reviewed a movie.
4 months ago
Brawl in Cell Block 99 smashes through the doors of grindhouse brutality with minimal emotional prowess. It's clear after experiencing my second Zahler feature, that the man is infatuated with the depiction of violence. 'Bone Tomahawk' had a human... Read the full review »
TheMovieDiorama
TheMovieDiorama rated and reviewed a movie.
5 months ago
The Campaign shall not be receiving my vote. The border between satire and parody is dependent on the intelligence of its comedy. Sneering at the American electoral process by hyperbolising the fabrications that the candidates constantly blurt out... Read the full review »
TheMovieDiorama
TheMovieDiorama added a movie to a list.
5 months ago
TheMovieDiorama
TheMovieDiorama rated and reviewed a movie.
5 months ago
The Farewell waves goodbye to clichés and welcomes humanistic endearment. Death. A significant part of life. For if one must live, they also must decease. The natural order of existence. But what if you acknowledged the inevitability of your demi... Read the full review »
TheMovieDiorama
TheMovieDiorama rated and reviewed a movie.
5 months ago
The Wolf of Wall Street opulently howls for the insipid apotheosis of money laundering. Well, might as well deliver my soul to the slaughter for my apparent blasphemous opinion of this acclaimed "masterpiece". Ready? I don't like The Wolf of Wall... Read the full review »
TheMovieDiorama
TheMovieDiorama added a movie to a list.
5 months ago
TheMovieDiorama
TheMovieDiorama rated and reviewed a movie.
5 months ago
Ad Astra galactically depicts sorrow, proving that no one can hear you cry in space. For the past few years, dramas set in the expansive dangers of space have been my bread and butter. Devouring them during my annual breakfast as I purposefully st... Read the full review »
TheMovieDiorama
TheMovieDiorama rated and reviewed a movie.
5 months ago
Evil Under The Sun basks in the murderous sunshine with a tepid cocktail at hand. Ahh yes! The moustachio Belgian detective Hercule Poirot, performing magical illusions with "œufs" to young girls and peering over doorways whenever he hears gossip... Read the full review »