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3 months ago
Ichi The Killer parodies media representation through high-impact violence. When the first line of the plot from Wikipedia states: "Ichi masturbates on an apartment balcony whilst watching a pimp assault a prostitute.", you just know what you are... Read the full review »
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The Da Vinci Code mystifies its audience through a stimulating yet bloated script. Controversial for its proliferation of the "mythical" Priory of Sion and fraudulent ideology that Christianity is built based upon a lie, there is nothing quite lik... Read the full review »
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3 months ago
**900TH FILMFED REVIEW** The Human Centipede is a pointless affair that should swallow its own excrement. "The most shocking film to ever exist". "Entirely deplorable and revolting, sort of brilliant". "Cronenbergian care and precision". Did we wa... Read the full review »
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Into The Spider-Verse crawls, swings and glitches its way in becoming the best Spider-Man adaptation. It took Sony over a decade to finally create a decent superhero flick that involves not one web slinger, but six of them. Well, better late than... Read the full review »
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3 months ago
The Unborn gave birth to nothing. Literal vacuous emptiness. Non-sensical, pointless and quite simply dull. "Jumby wants to be born now". Well I wish he would because lord knows it would've been something at the very least. Nothing happened! This... Read the full review »
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3 months ago
Tower Heist provides a light comedic caper that feels more restricted than a bungalow. "Bungalow Heist" probably doesn't have the same ring to it (although I'd pay to see it!). This is a weird one to review. It's without a doubt Ratner's best film... Read the full review »
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Roma (2018)

Roma (2018)

10 / 10
Roma ravishingly depicts family and loss from Cuarón's personal perspective. Typically I would wait a few hours to gather my thoughts and write my review. Not this time. There's no need to even doubt the only word that describes this film. Perfec... Read the full review »
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Mortal Engines immediately breaks down but eventually picks up a speed boost. Adapted from Reeve's YA steampunk novel, "Mad Max's Moving Castle" is a visual splendour. Packing mechanical rhythms throughout the mobile empire of London and building... Read the full review »
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Sorry To Bother You called me with its "white voice" and analysed capitalism. Weird. Just plain weird. Absurdist fiction has never been so thematically involving and unconventional, until now. There's so much to unravel, so much to absorb, that on... Read the full review »
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3 months ago
American Pie The Wedding has its thinly crusted comedy half baked. It's not so much a pie anymore, but more of a wedding cake. A three-tiered cake covered in raunchy icing, two plastic characters and a moist filling. The original and its sequel we... Read the full review »
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3 months ago
War (2007)

War (2007)

4 / 10
War might just be the most generic battle to ever be conceived. Triads vs. Yakuza. Set in San Francisco. With a British Statham attempting to be American. And Guzmán's unnecessary involvement to add that little mix of Puerto Rican spice. Should'v... Read the full review »
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Creed II packs a punch and retains its heavyweight champion belt. The 'Rocky' franchise has spanned many decades, bolstering brutal fist fights and acclaimed scenes of cinematic showmanship. Much like its predecessor, this sequel eloquently balanc... Read the full review »
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3 months ago
Contact creatively communicates faith through science and mathematics. A universal language that transcends both time and space. One that enables any civilisation to communicate with another. Sure, colossal radars and technological innovations are... Read the full review »
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3 months ago
X-Men 2 packs twice the amount of adamantium to make a stronger sequel. Bigger, better, bolder and quite simply brilliant. Not only is this the best 'X-Men' instalment, and yes I'm controversially including 'Logan' as well, but one of the best sup... Read the full review »