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Fifty Shades Freed (2018) added to 2018 Movies Ranked list.
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Fifty Shades Freed is no longer shackled to the restraints of kinky handcuffs, it’s worse. Christian Grey. Anastasia Steele. Married. Yet at this point in the “groundbreaking” trilogy that bends the limitations of soft-core pornography withi... Read the full review »
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Astro Boy jets around an untextured Metro City to generically find himself and fight a political agenda. Adapting a Japanese manga for western audiences by an American studio without the assistance of the original proprietor, in this case Tezuka P... Read the full review »
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The Island donates vital story organs for relentless chase sequences. “Just cause people wanna eat the burger doesn’t mean they wanna meet the cow”. What substantiates humanity? Is it conscience? The organic process of three billion years wo... Read the full review »
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Terminator Genisys rehashes the old and renders itself obsolete. Ahhh. The Terminator franchise. When Arnie famously muttered “I’ll be back”, he wasn’t kidding. Three decades. Three “proper” films (sorry not sorry ‘Salvation’). And... Read the full review »
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XX (2017) added to 2017 Movies Ranked list.
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XX showcases upcoming female talent through uninspired short films. Anthologies. Damn, they are always terrible. Especially within the horror genre. A collection of conceptual pieces strung together to form an incoherent feature that becomes more... Read the full review »
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Leviathan overwhelms its vodka-induced characters with serpentine trenchant ambition. “Truth is with us. The Lord’s love is with us, and in defending our faith, we will not liken ourselves to our enemies, but just as Christ, shed light on the... Read the full review »
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The Banishment grants an expulsion of familial melodrama before ensuing tragedy. Estrangement. The antipathy that can manifest in the strongest of bonds. Emotively ruptured by natural progression or artificial intervention. Spouses who reside with... Read the full review »
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4 years ago
Hoodwinked interrogates its fairy tale whimsicality whilst bludgeoning your bleeding eyes. 'Shrek' has nothing to fear. He still remains the lord of the swamp. But Little Red Riding Hood, or rather aptly abbreviated to Red, had the wit and comedic... Read the full review »
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Heathers subversively tackles American establishmentarianism through the conventions of a high school hierarchy. “All we want is to be treated like human beings, not to be experimented on like guinea pigs or patronised like bunny rabbits”. The... Read the full review »
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House of Wax melts faster than holding a candle to Paris Hilton’s face. “Oh look, it’s a wax museum!”. Yet another remake of a remake that practically lost its mould as soon as the stupid teenagers opened their mouths. Consuming the myster... Read the full review »
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The Hustle (2019) added to 2019 Movies Ranked list.
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The Hustle is dirty, rotten and packed full of talentless scoundrels. *sigh*...Why do I do this to myself? Stealing seems to be the theme here, and getting away with it whilst attempting to produce hilarity. So it’s incredibly ironic that this r... Read the full review »
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Mountain (2017) added to 2017 Movies Ranked list.
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Mountain peaks with its immersive cinematic photography and glacial poetry. “Mountains were places of peril, not beauty. An upper world to be shunned, not sought out. How then have mountains now come to hold a spellbound? Drawing us into their d... Read the full review »
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Grindhouse exploits its modern B-movie experience through a bloody expressionistic tribute. Two feature films. Four fictional trailers (five if you’re lucky...). And an authentic conceptual presentation of the 70s exploitation genre, missing ree... Read the full review »
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4 years ago
Death Proof evidently illustrates that Tarantino’s thirst for blood will never run out of fuel. The second feature of Rodriguez/Tarantino’s homage to the “Grindhouse” exploitation genre, is one that reeks of petroleum. Emphasising the rauc... Read the full review »
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Planet Terror failed to terrorise with its blood-bubble bursting infestation. The first feature of Rodriguez/Tarantino’s homage to the “Grindhouse” exploitation genre, is one that exercises the practical magic of independently produced B-mov... Read the full review »
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