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5 years ago
Mary Queen of Scots delivers uneven historical thrills but with regal performances. Artistic licence, the distortion of facts and alteration of events, should only be used to change small details for dramatic purposes. When the whole film builds u... Read the full review »
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The Armstrong Lie cycles around the pivotal question: "why?". For many, Lance Armstrong was a hero. A cancer survivor who pushed the boundaries and limitations of the human psyche. Winning seven Tour De France titles, garnering sponsorships and ob... Read the full review »
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Glass (2019)

Glass (2019)

6 / 10
Glass surprisingly does not shatter into tiny shards of stupidity. Well, this may just be one of the most conflicting films I've watched for quite some time. For everything Shyamalan executes correctly, he also manages to mess something up. Much l... Read the full review »
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Beautiful Boy captures the raw intensity of drug addiction and a beautiful family bond. "Once an addict, always an addict". A phrase I used to hear quite regularly, and one that I used to adhere to. The feeling of obsession or addiction is one tha... Read the full review »
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Deadfall ambitiously balances characters but instead melts into nothing. A crime thriller, no matter the budget or onscreen talent, relies on a captivating script to pull in its audience. It requires sufficient character development to substantiat... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
Foodfight is an absolute abomination and, to be honest, made me feel hungry. Oh sweet tuna potato chip butter raisin clean sauce! So, y'know I said recently that 'The Love Guru' was the worst film I've ever watched? Well, step aside because we hav... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
BloodRayne soaks itself in thin, washable and extremely irritant blood. At that point in time, the master of direction that is Uwe Boll had already conceived two video game adaptations that were critically panned. His third attempt was no differen... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
The Love Guru. For the first time ever, I cannot muster the strength to write a quirky introductory sentence. After a long arduous thought-process of approximately 12 minutes after the credits rolled, I came to the conclusion that The Love Guru is... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
I Know Who Killed Me murdered itself with its baffling stigmatic plot. Right, so this isn't the worst film I've ever seen (you can now breathe a sigh of relief...). But when I say this "thriller" truly makes no sense, I mean it with the deepest sh... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
Dragonball Evolution made me "Kamehameha" my TV. Listen, if you're going to adapt a thirteen episode season of a beloved anime into a film that is less than 80 minutes long, atleast try to capture the essence of the source material. Ladies and gen... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
The Kids Are All Right is a progressive drama that is actually alright. To be fair, it's better than "alright". One of the first films to truly embrace the progressive decade that was to follow, it breaks away from traditional family dramas by fea... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is unfortunately rather ordinary. Now, this is a film I absolutely loved when I was younger. I used to replay the Venice bomb explosion chase scene constantly on a weekly basis. And, this film started my fasci... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
Catwoman makes coughing up a hairball more enticing. I have no words. I heard the chitter and the chatter, with many deeming this superhero disaster to be one of the worst films of all time. To say I agree would be an understatement. Holy leather... Read the full review »
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Stan & Ollie stands up with its classic comedy to portray a famous friendship. Having never seen a film with Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy, I was sceptical that this biographical drama wouldn't be accessible for younger audiences. However what Bair... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
Tales From Earthsea lacks narrative depth and grounded characters. Yet another epic fantasy that reeks of grandeur and adventure. The gentle imaginative breezes of life from 'Princess Mononoke' and the companionship and embrace of its protagonists... Read the full review »
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McQueen documents the artistic successes and personal failures of a creative genius. Admittedly, I had absolutely no idea who Lee Alexander McQueen was. Incredibly naive of me, but the fashion industry is one that remains undivulged. Suffice to sa... Read the full review »