Foodfight! (2013)
2013
PG
87 Minutes
Animation | Action | Comedy | Family
Dex, a superdog sleuth, is the law of the land when the world's most recognized brands take on the forces of evil and the devilish Brand X.
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Foodfight is an absolute abomination and, to be honest, made me feel hungry. Oh sweet tuna potato chip butter raisin clean sauce! So, y'know I said recently that 'The Love Guru' was the worst film I've ever watched? Well, step aside because we have a new champion! No. No. Nooo. NO! I'm not going to do this to you guys, you all deserve better. Sixty five million dollars was spent on making this, and I can't find the words to describe it. It is quite simply cancerous. Children will watch this and actually cry. Adults will experience this and wish to kill themselves. I'm not going to review this. I'm not. I'm done with reviewing bad films for a week, and I think this atrocity is the final nail on my own coffin. The worst animation for a big budget film. The worst voice acting cast possible. The worst story with the most unimaginative characters put to screen. The most torturous experience ever. The unfunniest cartoon slapstick humour that contrasts the weird innuendos and excessive flirtation. Just product placement after product placement after product placement. Nope, I'm not doing it. Instead, we're going to imagine something, together. Imagine if Nazi Germany won World War II. Aryan children go to towering educational facilities where teachers brainwash their students. How you ask? By subjecting them to this. An animation that recreates Nazism and scales down the war into a supermarket. Obviously, the ending will be altered so that "Brand X" (Nazi party) destroy every product on the shelves. SS soldiers are marching down the aisles as "Brand X" annihilate the inferior race. Heck, it even ends on a Jewish joke! Children hypnotised by the...by the...by the absolute jagged textures that invaded my senses! The friggin' character models that flail their arms around like ADHD sufferers! The damn flippin' chocolate jokes! The frickin' stereotypical racist voice acting! Charlie Sheen saying "The secret's inside!" twenty effing times! The. Same. Scenes. Repeated. Over. And. Over. Again. Adolf, I mean Lady X, wanting to create a superior race! Because Nazism, the future is bright! Scheisse...0 member like this review.
