Lolo Loves Films

"King Arthur: Legend of the Sword," on the one hand, is a sloppily made, lazily animated, bloated and unnecessary film (seriously, who asked for a King Arthur movie in 2017?), and on the other hand, it's a decent enough action flick that will most... Read the full review »

We went into "Baywatch" really hoping to laugh a lot and to be surprised by one of the summer's first comedy films, but never really did. If jokes about taints being flicked for the sole purpose of being filmed for blackmail is your type of humor,... Read the full review »

There are many elements to like about "Alien: Covenant," but for us, all of these likable parts don't come together to make a fully enjoyable experience because of a few glaring instances of sub-par CGI, so many unanswered questions, so many head-... Read the full review »

While "Dead Men Tell No Tales" does manage to have a few good action sequences here and there, as well as brief moments of excitement, overall, this winds up being an extremely unnecessary and very supremely underwhelming affair... Read the full review »

It feels like this movie wants to have a more comedic edge, but the humor isn't always there. Though it definitely is occasionally humorous, "The Lovers" often feels flat. Ultimately, we really don't care about either relationship working out... Read the full review »

Sure, it'll offer a googly-eyed, saccharine-filled viewing experience for the tween crowd, but it doesn't break the mold in any way, shape, or form, when it desperately could and should have. You won't be the least bit mad after watching this movi... Read the full review »

Like most red-blooded Americans, there are times when we can enjoy the occasional fart joke as long as it's well timed and within the right context. Unfortunately, most of "Snatched" involves the opposite of a funny joke... Read the full review »

This installment is still a blast, though we admit it is not as perfect and wonderful as the surprisingly brilliant original... Read the full review »

No amount of stellar thespianism can make a movie about vile, privileged, amoral people who raised spoiled, amoral, sociopathic children redeemable. We truly hated this movie, apart from the delicious looking (albeit absurd) food... Read the full review »

We found ourselves massively disappointed. Even with its glorious aesthetics, its poor pacing, goofy and stagnant dialogue, poorly fitting actors, and uninspired performances makes this version not only a letdown, but a movie we honestly hope to s... Read the full review »

"Split" is very engaging at times. We found ourselves enthralled for a good portion of its run time, though there were points towards the middle of it when we wondered if there was something bigger at play... Read the full review »

It's not the type of film that really necessitates a hell of a lot of thought, but if you think you'd like to watch a colossal ape-like creature go toe-to-toe (or in some cases paw-to-claw) with other mammoth, behemoth beings, this is definitely t... Read the full review »