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5 years ago
Saw V snaps, slices and explodes its way into being the most unnecessary chapter thus far. When films in a franchise start merging into one ball of confusion, enough is enough. This fifth instalment is the exact same as 'Saw IV', 'Saw III' and 'Sa... Read the full review »
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Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019) added to 2019 Movies Ranked list.
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5 years ago
Godzilla: King of the Monsters attempts to crush its tedious plot with gorgeous visualised kaiju battles. This one hurts. Godzilla. Mothra. Rodan. King Ghidorah. They all deserved a better sequel. The underappreciated ‘Godzilla’ that started t... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
Rocketman is no Tiny Dancer but isn't exactly Still Standing. And I think it's going to be a long, long time before these crowdpleasers fill my soul with pure enjoyment. Very similar to last year's 'Bohemian Rhapsody', I find myself in the interna... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
Saw IV traps itself into a convoluted mess than not even Jigsaw could escape. Do you remember those times when we would watch two random individuals, chained to desecrated poles in a dilapidated bathroom, undergo a psychological mystery that was b... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
Saw III repetitively cuts through its malevolent story with an almighty rusty tool. "This is a test". "For your first test". "He has reached the third test". "This is your final test". Test, test, test, test, test. Maybe "Jigsaw" is an exam board... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
Scooby Doo! Pirates Ahoy! walked the plank and drowned in an uninspired ocean. Like, zoinks Scoob! We've got ourselves mixed up in a swashbucklin' mess featuring ghostly pirates, the Bermuda Triangle and strangely alluring drag costumes. Shaggy dr... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
Saw II ironically falls into the all too common trap of "more is better". Wan has departed. Bousman enters. Marky Mark Wahlberg sent in his brother. And a tantalising psychological thriller turns into an "escape room" fiasco. Audiences lapped up t... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
Let The Sunshine In breathes in the light of a neurotic unconventional romantic drama. Audiences went into this French drama as if they were partaking in a romcom buffet at their local boulangerie, but unsurprisingly came out disappointed when the... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
Saw cuts through a meticulously intricate crime mystery with nothing but bloody wits. The cultural phenomenon that has spawned an entire, albeit probably unnecessary, franchise including sequels, prequels, video games and a theme park ride (Thorpe... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
Red Mist almost put me in a coma. "Freakdog", "Coma: The Movie", "Frickin' Stupid Doctors" or whatever the film wants to call itself, is unsurprisingly a very unknown film. I had never heard of it, critics ripped it apart and medical students were... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
Can't find a film you are looking for?
Hey Chris, able to make this film available for review?: https://filmfed.com/movies/k1o2mpdu1b-let-the-sun-shine-in
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5 years ago
Far Far Away Idol auditions to be the next hilarious extra but is rapidly rejected. The conclusion to the animation masterpiece that is 'Shrek 2' (you can quote me on that!) is a sing-a-long to Ricky Martin's "Livin La Vida Loca". Little Donkey an... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
Aladdin (2019) added to 2019 Movies Ranked list.
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5 years ago
Aladdin rubs its live-action lamp and produces a mere dusting of musical magic. Disney's onslaught of extravagant remakes of their classic animations has certainly had its ups and downs. Think of it as a nauseating magic carpet ride, powered solel... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
Rocketman (2019) added to 2019 Movies Ranked list.
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5 years ago
Shark Night is one fishy night I shall not be remembering anytime soon. You may remember in previous reviews for 'Piranha 3D' and 'Sharknado' that I have acquired a sort of dislike/hate relationship with B-movies centred around fishy fiends. Well,... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
Shrek 2 magically transports us to a hilarious quest through twisted fairytales. The original was a smart outlook on classic Hans Christian Andersen stories with a modern spice added to produce a refreshing flavour. Well-rounded characters, witty... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
To Catch A Thief plants Hitchcock's jewelled direction in a hesitant mystery romance. Not every Hitchcock film can match the unprecedented masterpiece status that are 'Psycho', 'Vertigo', 'Rear Window' (cue extensive list...). Several of his myste... Read the full review »
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5 years ago
Star Wars The Phantom Menace chooses the dark side by plaguing itself in an unrendered CGI extravaganza. The now dubbed "Original Trilogy" features three of the grandest space operas in cinematic history. A family affair that transcended across th... Read the full review »
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