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Any film that can turn a fridge and a giant marshmallow man into a nightmare, while keeping our lips upturned in a smirk certainly deserves respect, and that’s exactly what this summer blockbuster got. “Ghostbusters”, directed by Ivan Reitm... Read the full review »

So in a turn of events that I absolutely saw coming, “Countdown” ended up being complete dogshit. Outside of the dedicated performances and better than average production values, there isn’t a single thing that this film gets right. The on... Read the full review »

F The Prom? F This Film! High school prom. A seemingly rather important and colossal event of a student’s educational career for friends across the pond. Here, it’s not so much a big deal. We formally dress up, stand awkwardly whilst our paren... Read the full review »

An aimlessly macabre horror feature that’s near incomprehensible, “Wounds”, directed by Babak Anvari, is a bafflingly horrid travesty that’s nothing more than a tediously empty horror exercise filled with nonsensical f**kery. . The plot fo... Read the full review »

“The Lighthouse” is a psychological nightmare of a film. This second feature from director Robert Eggers is a hypnotic, macabre, hallucinatory tale of two lighthouse keepers who slowly succumb to the isolation-induced madness of a remote, myst... Read the full review »

Eaten Alive devours its chance of being a credible creature feature by rarely showing its toothy puppetry. Cult horror is typically hit or miss with my taste in cinema. Quite often, I’ll appreciate and/or understand the adoration for a flick tha... Read the full review »

A film that’ll leave audiences scratching their heads, but it tinges of incomprehensible ambition will send you into a nosedive of excitement, “Eli”, directed by Ciarán Foy, is an interesting, yet, average horror journey to take, but your m... Read the full review »

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Locke precariously drives down the road of crushing solitude. Concrete. A highly versatile construction material that harnesses strength and durability as aspects of its properties. Impact and fire resistant. A common element for brutalist archite... Read the full review »

It’s become apparent that SONY’s common thread in their films as of late has been one step forward and at least three steps back. “Black and Blue”, unfortunately, is yet another step BACKWARDS for this continuous trend. This story had a lo... Read the full review »

Set your expectations accordingly: there are no adult diapers in “Lucy in the Sky.” I know you were wondering, but that (rumored) detail from the true events on which this film is (loosely) based, where a crazed woman drives across the countr... Read the full review »

Tyrannosaur harnesses predatory aggression in the pursuit of redemption. Abhorrence. Resentment. Vehemence. The Tyrannosaurus Rex was supposedly both apex predator and pure scavenger, a creature with vastly powerful jaws that vanquished the innoce... Read the full review »

Escape Plan strategises an unbelievable route that never manages to break out of its cliches. Stallone and Schwarzenegger. The duelling juggernauts of 80s action. An impenetrable maximum security facility monolithically stands in their way, preven... Read the full review »

Hypnotic, hallucinatory and claustrophobic, heavily wrapped with mystery while wearing its influences on its sleeve, “The Lighthouse” allows us all to take a walk on the wild side and doesn’t let us come back to the other side in one piece,... Read the full review »

The Lorax thneedn’t have shoved its colourful environmentalist message so brutally. Well, the live-action ‘Cat in the Hat’ adaptation was a *cough* massive success *cough* so it was only a matter of years before another Dr Seuss family-frien... Read the full review »

While it has its moments with it’s interesting and undeniably fun concept, “The Vault”, directed by Dan Bush, is an underdeveloped, tediously long watch that isn’t silly enough to be horrendously memorable or tense enough to be effective a... Read the full review »

“Zombieland: Double Tap” succeeds on one thing and one thing alone: the fact that it’s so much damn fun to see these characters again. This unoriginal and uninspired sequel to 2009’s cult zombie classic “Zombieland” may not be flush wi... Read the full review »

I suppose it isn’t a surprise to say “Zombieland: Double Tap”, despite being a direct sequel, feels more or less like a throwback to a simpler time; this blast-from-the-past feel presented in this time machine back to 2009 feels more like a... Read the full review »

Official Secrets leaks its thrills and political deceit through an accurate whistleblowing docudrama. Governments. A democratic selection of individuals to govern a nation with the public’s best interest taken into consideration. Providing forei... Read the full review »

While most mindless zombies lack any sort of brain stems, “Little Monsters”, directed by Abe Forsythe, has enough heart to make up for its absent brain in a good-spirited gore fest that’s a hilarious and bloody appreciation of how hard great... Read the full review »

WHAT I LIKED: It's hard to argue that there aren't at least some funny moments in 'Johnny English Strikes Again,' as Rowan Atkinson always manages to pull off a few very amusing sketches no matter what he's surrounded by. WHAT I DIDN'T LIKE: The... Read the full review »

American Pie 2 doubles the amount of crude toppings but lessens the characterised filling. A sex comedy can only be pushed so far before it miraculously transfers to soft-core pornographic territory. The original American Pie, whilst an influentia... Read the full review »