The Movie Diorama

Wreck-It Ralph wrecks your screen with vivid pixels, polygons and plenty of heart. Leave it to Disney to produce an animation hosting one of the largest character rosters all from different intellectual properties, and yet not concede to obvious p... Read the full review »

Wildlife impeccably presents a delicate family facing marital woes. It's important to note that Paul Dano's directorial efforts is his first yet. An actor transforming his knowledge of dramatic performances and pushing it through the camera lens,... Read the full review »

The Girl Who Played With Fire slowly extinguishes itself. What a shame! A change in director within a series rarely works. Reason being is that the original directing style has already been established, consequently leaving a benchmark. Alfredson... Read the full review »

Overlord injects its own Nazi serum resulting in firepower, gore and not much else. Two saturated sub-genres, WWII and zombies, come together in an over-the-top B movie that showcases outstanding practical effects and visceral action. Bones violen... Read the full review »

The Present melodramatically conveys inspiration through three adorable paws. It's another case of youths today being portrayed as video gamers who just want to play 'Call of Duty'. Y'know, the whole "Guys, add my Gamertag so we can play online! B... Read the full review »

Geostorm is a disaster of a film. Both ice cold with its one-dimensional characters and blazing hot with its stupidity. A raucous tsunami of unappealing visual effects that never strike a balance between political thriller and global disaster bloc... Read the full review »

American Pie is baked with teen angst, awkward laughs and virgins. Virgins are everywhere in this teen comedy. In every classroom at school, in every house down each street and even just around every corner. Tall virgins, sporty virgins, nerdy vir... Read the full review »

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo ferociously breathes fire and violence. The 'Millenium' trilogy of books is a series that has sold million of copies. A film adaptation was only a matter of time. Fortunately we are presented with an original authen... Read the full review »

City Lights is sure to brighten up your day. Having not much experience with silent films, this is admittedly my first venture into Chaplin's filmography. A renowned master and auteur during the 20's and 30's. Suffice to say after just one film, I... Read the full review »

Bullet To The Head is what I wished for whilst watching this. I couldn't help but feel like this was just an overextended episode of 'Hawaii Five-O', except the catchy theme tune was removed and the dullness was raised substantially. An officer an... Read the full review »

S. Darko was an absolute waste of time. Not just because the film is an atrocious sequel to a film that really did not need a continuation. But the main reason being that the story literally, by the end, restarts itself. The entire film technicall... Read the full review »

The Nutcracker and the Four Realms cracked my nuts into lifeless, hairless and tasteless chunks. There. An image of my nuts, now in your mind. You're welcome. What is there to say about this, except the fact that it's yet another missed opportunit... Read the full review »

Bohemian Rhapsody isn't the kingly biopic of Queen that it thinks it is. Possibly the most frustrating cinema experience I've had all year. Why? Squandered potential. It's Queen. Quite possibly the biggest rock band to ever exist. Influential to m... Read the full review »