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6 years ago
Red Sparrow occasionally dances elegantly but ultimately falls from grace. When we talk about the spy genre, most of us will shout "Bond. James Bond." in your best Sean Connery impression. In reality, and most certainly in my opinion, some of the... Read the full review »
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6 years ago
I Spit On Your Grave 3 cuts through the familiar formula only for it to become bloody boring blandness. It's a sequel people, a continuation from the first controversial instalment that had viewers looking away from screens due to the sheer amount... Read the full review »
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6 years ago
Game Night (2018) added to 2018 Movies Ranked list.
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6 years ago
Game Night, much to my surprise, is the best American pure comedy since 'Bridesmaids'. I say "pure" just because 'The Nice Guys' was funnier but that was a cacophony of genres. Honestly though, I wasn't expecting to like this at all! Guys...I actu... Read the full review »
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6 years ago
Filth substitutes witty dialogue for vulgarity. The first few minutes were shown and I slowly sinked into my seat thinking "...this is going to be one of those films isn't it?". Yet despite the obscene use of sex, drugs and alcohol there is actual... Read the full review »
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6 years ago
This Means War perhaps should've been titled "Starting a war would be more fun than this". Ok ok, I take that back...slightly too harsh but I've got my point across in one simple powerful sentence. A select few comedies can embed action perfectly... Read the full review »
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6 years ago
Zodiac, much like its cryptic codes, keeps you coming back for more. I remember watching this for the first time a few years ago thinking it was an unmemorable slow drag. Revisiting this was an excellent idea. Why? Well my opinion has changed. Bas... Read the full review »
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6 years ago
The Cradle Of Life showcases why being a tomb raider would be awesome. Why we only got two of these I will never know (well I do know but shhhh). The sequel to my biggest guilty pleasure is actually a better film in itself. Adding a thickening age... Read the full review »
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6 years ago
The Villainess (2017) added to 2017 Movies Ranked list.
TheMovieDiorama rated and reviewed a movie.
6 years ago
The Villainess slashes and dashes in stylistic action. Think of this as 'The Raid' meets 'Atomic Blonde' with a sprinkle of 'This Means War'...except this is better than all of them. A woman is recruited by an agency to eliminate specific targets.... Read the full review »
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6 years ago
I Spit On Your Grave 2 has taught me never to go to a photo shoot. What. On. Earth...did I just watch? Absolutely disgusting, consistently eye-watering and incredibly distasteful. Honestly, I'm not sure how anyone can find these "torture-porn" fil... Read the full review »
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6 years ago
House (Hausu) is absolutely, indefinitely, one-hundred percent bonkers. I mean...I...I have no words. WHAT was this? Is it a secret masterpiece or does it sit in the exclusive "so bad it's good" zone? I honestly couldn't tell you after my first wa... Read the full review »
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6 years ago
Sweeney Todd is most likely the goriest musical you'll ever see. "I'll steaaaal youuu Johaaaaanaaaa" *slashes an innocent man's throat* "Johaaaaanaaaaaa" *stabs neck with razor*! The unusual blend of yearning for love and slicing necks vengefully,... Read the full review »
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6 years ago
Side Effects cured medical thrillers with a blood pumping syringe. Forget about 'Contagion' (which was entirely mediocre anyway) and even put aside 'Flatliners', trust in Steven Soderbergh to get the job done right (on his second attempt...). An e... Read the full review »
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6 years ago
Despicable Me 2 maintains the colourful animation and zany characters from its predecessor, but loses memorability. If you've been reading my reviews like a good follower, you'll know I'm not a fan of Illumination studios. A mass marketing animati... Read the full review »
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6 years ago
Chernobyl Diaries is a nuclear disaster of a horror film. It just goes to show that a lower budget does not necessarily result in an excellent film, particularly of this genre. The scares were non-existent, consistent shaky cam and one-dimensional... Read the full review »
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6 years ago
Lady Bird (2017) added to 2018 Movies Ranked list.
TheMovieDiorama rated and reviewed a movie.
6 years ago
Lady Bird is a lovingly crafted coming-of-age drama. "Another one? Seriously. Will these ever stop?" is probably what you are thinking. The answer is simple, the process of coming-of-age is relatable. A relatable story is one that viewers will war... Read the full review »
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6 years ago
The Expendables 2 kicks up the action to another level. A much better improvement over its predecessor in nearly all areas. Stallone purely focussing on the acting and partially the writing was a smart move, doing the directing as well was just to... Read the full review »
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6 years ago
Personal Shopper (2017) added to 2017 Movies Ranked list.