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Stopmotion (2024)

6 / 10

It’s been a while since I’ve seen a horror movie done with Stopmotion animation, let alone one executed with this much resolute patience and ambition as, well, “Stopmotion”. But even that comes with a LOT OF CAVEATS. Some directors have... Read the full review »

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Players (2024)

2 / 10

No need to menace words: “Players” is another second-hand level embarrassment that Netflix has nobody to blame but themselves for. At best, at the absolute bare minimum, it’s just another bland, predictable romcom but at worst, it’s more t... Read the full review »

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Dune: Part Two (2024)

9 / 10

Back when I first reviewed Dune: Part One back in 2021, I was very deliberate in picking my words carefully to say I LIKED the film: it was just a lot of exposition and table setting but everything surrounding and engulfing it was so well-construc... Read the full review »

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Which Brings Me to You (2023)

5 / 10

How did that old Naked Brothers Band song go? “I don’t want you to get involved again, but I want you to join me in my quest again. Conflict with my life is the beginning”. Nat Wolff gets to live out those lyrics once again this time with L... Read the full review »

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Madame Web (2024)

2 / 10

I’m not doing my typical intro this time, let’s just dispense with the niceties and get this over with. Calling “Madame Web” “like if A.I. generated your boyfriend's perfect movie”, is simply code for flaming hot dogshit; one of the mo... Read the full review »

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Orion and the Dark (2024)

7 / 10

Being scared of the dark is the most commonplace type of anxiety any one of us had to adapt to as first young lads. I was scared of the dark, you were, your parents were, everybody was OR STILL IS. But it’s only when you contextualize how those... Read the full review »

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Argylle (2024)

5 / 10

So much of the trailer for “Argylle” reminded me of The Lost City: a struggling artist getting dragged into a real-life expectation or mission due to real life events that mirrors what they wrote in books made out of snippets and narrative bea... Read the full review »

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Lift (2024)

2 / 10

I really wanted to be the oddball in this situation for once. I wanted to give “Lift” the ol’ college try and see if I can come out the other side, saying there was something, anything worth of merit to this rip-off porporee to where I didn�... Read the full review »

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I.S.S. (2024)

5 / 10

Many movies involving outer space may have different plots and objectives but they mostly all stem back to a sense of self-discovery or, if not exploring aliens from other worlds, then the monsters of distrust within ourselves. “I.S.S” REALLY... Read the full review »

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The Beekeeper (2024)

4 / 10

Here’s a January release that actually looks like fun…..somewhat. Jason Statham, still in his ‘own particular set of skills’ phase, starring in “The Beekeeper”: an objectively terrible, very dumb BEE movie that often stings at your sen... Read the full review »

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Stopmotion (2024)

Players (2024)

Dune: Part Two (2024)

Which Brings Me to You (2023)

Madame Web (2024)

Orion and the Dark (2024)

Argylle (2024)

Lift (2024)

I.S.S. (2024)

The Beekeeper (2024)