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Halloween Ends (2022)

3 / 10

From Halloween 2018 living up to my expectations to Halloween Kills shattering them in the most random, roundabout despondent manner possible, I just couldn’t find it in me to care about what the rest of the series had to offer. But begrudgingly... Read the full review »

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Blonde (2022)

1 / 10

Almost every single Marylin Monroe movie after her death, with some rare exceptions, has been fake and/or exploitive to some degree: “Blonde” is almost no different in those regards but in many instances, it’s even worse. Compared to other... Read the full review »

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Hocus Pocus 2 (2022)

5 / 10

I can see why Hocus Pocus became such a cult classic but that doesn’t mean I have to share that same sentiment and agree; while I can’t vouch for that, I can vouch for the movies wholesome family spirit……which is why I grew skeptical immed... Read the full review »

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Orphan: First Kill (2022)

4 / 10

A certain someone recommended I watch Orphan: First Kill on account of seeing how ridiculous the twist was. As someone familiar with the first Orphan film, I went into this cautiously optimistic for some asinine reason. It started off threadbare.... Read the full review »

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The Woman King (2022)

5 / 10

“The Woman King” tries to chronicle the true story of the Agojie, a group of female warriors in the 1800s who protected the African Kingdom of Dahomey from colonization and the slave trade. Given Hollywoods insistence on fabricating true stori... Read the full review »

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Pearl (2022)

8 / 10

Earlier this year, Ti West’s “X” was released: an intentionally jarring 70’s homage to slashers that spoke out about age, sex and sexuality; one of many experimental projects to come out of this year. The prequel “Pearl” surprised me,... Read the full review »

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Samaritan (2022)

2 / 10

Sylvester Stallone, Rocky Balboa himself playing a superhero? That’s what Samaritan promoted and promised to us and those promises only get the movie so far, much to my dismay. If this was an Unbreakable remake, maybe it’s mishaps would be mor... Read the full review »

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Beast (2022)

5 / 10

The last time I watched a movie about people trying to survive being eaten by a lion, we got Megan Fox’s Rouge….and nobody wants to remember Rouge. Immediately, one advantage “Beast” has over that is being entertaining at some intervals.... Read the full review »

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Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)

9 / 10

Some people call Bodies Bodies Bodies a slick yet annoying version of Scream; I consider this a live-action version of Among Us and Citadels crossbred with Euphoria and Survive: Escape From Atlantis….and I mean that in the best way possible.... Read the full review »

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They/Them (2022)

1 / 10

“They/Them”, outside of being an annoying title to pronounce, feels like the most blandest, annoying typical slasher movie ever at best and perhaps the most un-self-aware, unsubtle, infuriating piece of writing since Metroid: Other M at worst.... Read the full review »

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Halloween Ends (2022)

Blonde (2022)

Hocus Pocus 2 (2022)

Orphan: First Kill (2022)

The Woman King (2022)

Pearl (2022)

Samaritan (2022)

Beast (2022)

Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)

They/Them (2022)