JackthePGL

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"Hey, kids. Hello! I'm Bubba Dunk Funkin's mummy and yeah, I'm the one who f**ked his daddy. And, uh, the come, uh, from John Cena dick, uh, you know, went inside my poosy and, uh you know, it may mixed up in there and it made my dick come. YEAH! All right anyway. Bubba's my sus and uh, Bubba's f**king gay as f**k. Ain't that right, Bubba? I'm not gay! Yay! Man, I'd rather watch lesbians. Uh, uh, yeah, we all do, don't we? YEAH! Ain't that right, Bubba? You can't see me! He got his looks from his mummy and you can tell and uh, he's a f**king bum, he's a f**king slut and uh, ain't that goddamn JOJ. I just don't like him. I got one good look at him until he was a fake f**k from the start."

"I am Steve the Doggycock! John Cena, that's right, Joj Ceec! Ooh, it's gonna so exciting to see Joj! All I can say is, uh, I'll be watching Smackdown more! Sos! Roman Reigns! So yeah, big breaking news, John Cena...... And I'm gonna get the f**k out of here, so that is all!"

"Let me tell you guys how I've been having the s**tiest day today 'cause I had a hangover. It's 11 o'clock at night and I drank last night. I mean I would, I would tell you what happened but I really don't remember much, all I can say is that it all, "It all started last night when I was totally plastered, I woke up in the dumpster with subloob in the hepster, I found myself in the very strange place, my head really hurt and it's drawn on my face, don't remember a thing 'cause I black out in the hurry, but I gotta get to class and now my friends are all worried. Hey, Vin! Hey, Aaron! Where you been? Gosh, I don't know, I hit the bottle on the floor and now my ass is really sore. I know! I got pictures on my iPhone! Okay, do you... do you like delete those? Too late! They're on the interweb. Aaron, that's not funny. I can't believe those things you did to that horse. Aaron, whatever the f**k you did, I appreciate you went and reversed it. Too late! I gotta go before I'm late to class. Okay, you're a f**king ass. Bye, best friend, and thanks for the laughs." S**t! Hey, what the f**k is up with this piano?"

"Welcome, I say, welcome to the most spectacular racing extravaganza in the universe. Into The Sky. The galaxies and daredevils are all wrapped up and ready to race. Here your role, I say, role call: Von Clutch, Elmer Fudd, Pepe, Squidward, Donald Duck, Tom from Tom and Jerry, Dr. Scratchansniff, Dr. Cortex, Itchy, Bagheera, Scar, Rabbit, Samos and Skipper. JackthePGL here with all my Drama teachers, Tina and Simon. I'll be bringing you all the crazy racing action you can stay, thanks to the high speed satellite techno jiggery at Pontefract Fixtures. Well, it's a fine day for racing. The time's a-wastin' so let's get this show on the road."

"Terrible! Just terrible! Get BACK in there and do better!"
"Seemed like such a good idea. Cast some unknowns, get the ratings up. EASY! Nobody told me they're all unknowns because... they have NO TALENT!!! PLEASE, DON'T LET ME DOWN! Go back and do better!"
"Huh? WHAT?! WHO? OH, THAT WAS TERRIBLE! Get back in there and do a better job! Feel the roles! BE the roles! Amateurs. Trained DOLPHINS could do a better job." imitates dolphin
"HOW! CAN! THEY! BE! SO! BAD?! JUST! GO! BACK! AND! TRY! HARDER! PLEASE!"
"What was that? Is that acting? I don't think so. TRY AGAIN!"
"THAT was atrocious! GO BACK TO ACTING SCHOOL! I couldn't cast you in a pond with that effort! Get back in there AND DO BETTER!!!!"