It’s the summer before Elle heads to college, and she has a secret decision to make. Elle has been accepted into Harvard, where boyfriend Noah is matriculating, and also Berkeley, where her BFF L...
And now I'm finally rapping up the entire trilogy with The Kissing Booth 3, the final film that has ever been on Netflix. I literally thought I would never watch the entire trilogy in one day but now I did which is ironic. So I don't want you all to indoctrinate me on what I had said on this review. Just don't even try. Oh hoo boy, be prepared to spit out your drink of dilute pop or beer and fart and cry with laughter with this one because we are looking through another s**tfest that we are going to get through so keep your eyes peeled on that and the previous ones I did if you can find them or found them. I don't want you to miss out on anything that I wrote. After a post-graduation road trip, Elle still hasn't decided between going to Berkeley or Harvard – although Noah is already looking for an off-campus apartment for them. When Noah and Lee's parents announce they're selling the beach house where they all spent their childhoods, Elle, Noah, Lee, and Lee's girlfriend, Rachel, spend the summer there to help prepare for the sale. The childhood friends have fun and the rest will be depressing. The last movie went well for the most part because everything this and the others are funny and hilarious at all even in the slightest nitpick I had with the franchise of Netflix's films. I didn't even laugh once. Not one chuckle. While the other two appeared to be garbage for me but I'm not the only one in that users list. Just everything this trilogy falls flat on it's face very f**king fast. That said, everything about the entire chick flick genre, just EVERYTHING about the entire genre for the most part just has me thinking about my times at high school and college has me thinking about nostalgic times with my friends and the most part has me thinking about women. In school, everything went really swell. Really, really swell indeed. In college, everything does the same until the worst times have happened. That's right. I said it. Until the worst times have happened. Although I enjoyed my good times at college because I love it so much but not my troubles. I've already stated it before in my Bratz review so if you really wanna look it up in my social media, be my guest and read it again because I want everybody out there to listen to this and hear me out. The third act which is the depressing third act I have ever experienced and goes on forever until we get to the very end of the movie. This is powerful in the slightest. If you have no idea what I am talking about, well, think about Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows Part II. That ending is much more powerful than any movie franchise on the higher note. The franchise itself have much more excitement than this one where they get to dump each other but don't know how to handle their feelings for each other which really p**ses me off. And now I'm going to end my review/rant off by doing this so I implore all of you, don't ignore this review and hear me out. I will not be free by letting you look at this review and click a like on it by: Stop it! Stop it, you devils! Yes, I did it, I got my revenge on my ex-girlfriends who dumped me for someone else, I never got over about what they did to me but I did by doing this, but I have no choice, there is nothing you can do about it! It is absolutely the worst experiences I have ever witnessed because they're all c**ksucking whores in real life! I never want to see them in my presence ever again for as long as I live! I don't care what anybody says, revenge is delicious and tasteful and I enjoy it so much! And now with this movie, it is absolutely the worst movie I have ever seen! The writing is absolutely s**t, the characters are all bland stereotypes, the third act is depressing even if you have or have not seen it before along with the others, everything about it just feels like I've been torturing myself with other movies and chick flicks that I hate, every time I think about b***hes I just get angry thinking about them and everything about them and this movie is a disaster! I never wanted to see any chick flick after this atrocity! I finally moved on from The entire Twilight Saga, Bratz the Movie, Dangerous Game: The Legacy Murders, Things Heard & Seen, No One Gets Out Alive, I would rather take a s**t on The Amazing c**tingly Bulk, that nightmare of a twathole! Yes, I'll do the same thing with The Kissing Booth and it's sequels for that matter! It is the worst thing that has ever been made! Stop this! All I hear is the beating of thou hideous heart! Then it was over, the trilogy was done, everyone listened to me, I'm free, and thus concludes my review. True, I've been a cynical man in recent years, very cynical, but I'm glad that I got it out of my system again. I will not take criticism for my rants on my reviews because they are impeccable to sit through for my whole family and friends. Of course, they'll understand my theory for the most part. And of course I would like to say that it's been an honor for you to like a click a like down below and say that you love it to death and treasure it forever just like all my other reviews I've been doing. The entire Kissing Booth trilogy sucks and blows as a whole. If I left out something to say about any of the movies I reviewed I guess I'll just leave it here for now. So with that being said, thank you for listening and enjoy your day. Peace. ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
