Henry Howard, an ambitious young scientist struggles to develop a super human serum designed to improve muscle mass and prolong life expectancy. His boss, the grumpy General Darwin, will not allow...
I.. I can't believe I'm about to say this but you know what, they can eat the t**t, everybody who loves a film that has no redeemable quality of any value, they can eat the t**t! Why? Well, because everybody who loves a film that is crap can choke a golfball through a garden hose once you watch THIS PIECE OF F**K! Honestly, this might very well be the absolute worst film I have ever seen this year! Okay, so there probably are worse movies out there and it's not like this makes The Twilight Saga, Bratz the Movie and Dangerous Game: The Legacy Murders any better but... actually that's exactly what it does! No, really, there is nothing impeccable about it, nothing that can never see the light of day in this diarrhea infested toilet licking blood p***ing f**king thing, it's beyond belief! As such, some of you people don't believe me, do you? Well, if you seen my epic mega rant on this piece of s**t when I post it on social media, it might because you just skipped ahead. Brace yourselves, people, because I'm about to do the awful realm of The Amazing Bulk. Yay! The film starts off with Henry Howard, an ambitious young scientist struggles to develop a super human serum designed to improve muscle mass and prolong life expectancy. His boss, the grumpy General Darwin, will not allow Hank to marry his daughter, Hannah, until the experiment is a success. Against Darwin’s wishes Hank proposes to Hannah anyway, but his life is shattered by a mugger who steals his engagement ring. Dejected, Hank injects himself with the experimental serum and is transformed into the Amazing Bulk. The Bulk goes on a rampage through the city destroying everything in his path. Hank is caught by a relentless detective, imprisoned by Darwin and forced to battle the sadistic Dr. Kantlove, who threatens to blow up the moon with his arsenal of weapons. Well, this makes The Incredible Hulk and The Amazing Bulk to The Amazing Incredible Sulk. It just something that gets into people heads nonstop. If The Amazing Bulk and The Incredible Hulk are gay in real life they would f**k each other and have a baby monster who is dark gray and do the exact same thing. If that movie actually happens then people will be more pissed that the movie itself would be more s**ter than this one in comparison. Before the movie starts we have a minute of these cheap looking companies which apparently don't exist so why do we even bother market the movie, I have no idea. This is least of the problems here when things get real s**tty when the film actually starts! I mean, just look at it! Just look at this s**t! This is one of the ugliest things I've ever seen even by the standards of the time! There's absolutely nothing appealing about the visuals at all, it's f**king disgusting! From what I've just looked upon online is that this is actually an independent live-action/animated direct-to-video superhero parody film. WHAT?! A PARODY?! A DIRECT-TO-VIDEO/LIVE-ACTION/ANIMATED SUPERHERO PARODY FILM OF THE AMAZING BULK?! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE F**KING KIDDING ME?! THERE'S JUST NO WAY YOU COULD POSSIBLY THINK THAT YOU COULD EVEN BEGIN TO IMPRESS ME AND OTHER PEOPLE THAT YOU COULD MIX S**T LOOKING ANIMATION AND S**T LOOKING COMPUTER GENERATED IMAGERY LOOKING CGI AND HAVE YOUR ACTORS IN IT TO MAKE IT LOOK MORE IMPECCABLE LOOKING WHEN NOTHING ABOUT IT IS MORE IMPECABBLY BRILLANT LOOKING THAN WHAT I JUST WITNESS! FOR F**KS SAKE, WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT AND SPACE JAM IS MORE GOOD LOOKING THAN THIS! YOU C**T! And by looking at it, the director himself was researching stock computer-generated imagery for the production of a low-budget horror mockbuster of Spider-Man, starring a female protagonist. When discussing with a producer the idea of making a comic book film featuring large amounts of green screen, he instead decided to create a parody of the character the Hulk. He states that he never initially intended to make a bad film, but retroactively considered the film a parody. Many of the characters have blatant parallels with Marvel Comics characters associated with the Hulk mythos; Henry Howard with Bruce Banner, General Darwin with General Ross, and the Bulk with the Hulk. Well, too bad, you've just made a really bad film with really bad looking effects. It looks something more out of a YouTube video but you know what, this is exactly what I mean, Seriously, if you look at the Nostalgia Critic, his videos are more proper viewing with the effects, if you watch some of the pranks videos, you can see that this is more proper YouTube video looking. And if you played a PC game before, this is exactly what I meant. Hahaha! All of the film's settings and transitions, as well as much of its imagery, are stock graphics and backgrounds taken from numerous websites, including eBay, Digital Juice, Inc., and TurboSquid. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT ABOUT HOW THE ANIMATION MIXED WITH LIVE-ACTION WITH CGI ARE THE MOST APPALLING LOOKING AND VERY REPUGNANT! EVEN WHEN YOU ADD IN CGI ANIMALS IN THIS INCLUDING PEOPLE! Not just that, they had to add in some classical music and whoa boy, I have no idea how many times they have to put some on it! I love classical music but this does not impress me in the slightest. Well, since that I've been more curious and interested in seeing this movie due to the fact that I want to entertain you all with my hilarious choice of words I have to say about it even though I already know that this is the worst film imaginable even if I already seen it now and even if I have looked upon eBay or Amazon or found it in the store, I always come to the point where I feel like breaking the film's disc in half, wipe my arse with it and flushing it down the c**ting toilet! While the film has excluding the stock footage, every single scene in the film was shot on a green screen, no real filming locations were used at any point. THAT'S RIGHT! IT IS MERDE, MERDA, SCHEISSE, ¡MIERDA, S**T, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT THIS MOVIE TOOK ANY SERIOUSNESS OF QUALITY WHATSO-F**KING-EVER! KISS THE BIGGEST, FATTEST, HAIRIEST, MOST PUS-FILLED BOILS ON YOUR OWN UNWASHED WET DIARRHEA INFECTED F**KING A***HOLE, YOU BAGS OF REGURGITATED FECES! SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL KIND OF SICK, R****DED, BRAINLESS, BRAIN-DAMAGINGLY, F**KED UP PERSON THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO USE VERY CHEAP LOOKING EFFECTS WITH A GREEN SCREEN AND NOT USE ANY LOCATIONS WHATSOEVER IN THIS C**KF**KING BRAIN DAMAGE, P***-SMELLING, R****DED LOOKING EXCUSE OF A PARODY FLICK?! THAT SAID, THIS GOT ME EVEN MORE ANGRY WHEN THE FILM IS ACTUALLY FINISHED AND NOW I'M UP FOR THE REVIEW! GIVE ME SOME OF THE SAUCE! I HATE IT! I HATE IT! I HATE LOOKING AT IT! F***********************************************************************************************************************************K! I just can't believe this film! I seriously cannot believe that this thing even exist! It's an entire rip-off of The Incredible Hulk made into a parody of a t**tf**k! This is an inescapable nightmare that can never be unseen for those who have seen it! This is definitely the angriest I've ever done! I mean, seriously, how the hell did this thing ever see the light of day? How come no one involve in this movie can see that it doesn't f**king work? No part of it does, it's completely awful! Fair enough, I have thought about while I was asleep about watching it on YouTube so I can rant about it and what I did right now is a dream come true. This is seriously the most epicly megaly angriest I ever been through and this is going to be way, way, WAY better than the other bad films I've ever done! There was just no effect of any kind put into any part of this mess, it's just a f**king insult! This is right up there with Jaws the Revenge and The Human Centipede 3! As for this one though, this is just a complete and utter mockery of those who love the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe franchise and it's fanbase! The acting is s**t, the dialogue is s**t, the CGI is s**t, the concept is s**t, the production is s**t, the story is s**t, it goes on for seventy five f**king minutes which is why they had to make it a parody of the s**tfest of a film it actually is. This movie can suck my absolute chubby fat champion! Words simply can't describe the physical pain this pile of monster semen has caused me! I generally hope that if I ever happen to come across any worst films out there should get a seal of garbage in the worst way imaginable 'cause trust me, they're more than deserve it! You know, since I had the urge of masturbation of reviewing this movie, I just thought to myself that they're were going to do a YTP video out of it. Yeah, that might be appropriate to think about when it comes to YouTube poops I've seen in recent years, I'd be more than happy to watch them to do so and thankfully that movie will might be the one to do just that.┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
