A thirty-seven-year-old woman wakes up from a twenty-year coma and returns to the high school where she was once a popular cheerleader to finish her senior year and become prom queen.
Come on, Netflix, people are getting absolutely tired of you making all those rom coms that are absolutely rotten and yes, I am in a mood to make people laughs with my rants. Besides, my rant reviews are so much better than those actual movies themselves. I don't care how elongated my reviews are, it's a free country so do yourself a favor and go to hell. Thank you very much. After a disastrous birthday party at the local "cool" spot, Rock N' Bowl, with her friends Seth and Martha, an underaged Australian immigrant Stephanie Conway decides to become one of "the populars". She spends the next few years giving herself a makeover, becoming a cheer squad captain, dating Blaine, and becoming one of the most popular girls by senior year. Later on, she plans to win prom queen in hopes of becoming like Deanna Russo, an alumna of her high school who got married after graduation, and now lives in a mansion. She lives with her widowed father and is still friends with Martha and Seth, who secretly has a crush on her. Stephanie regularly argues over prom preparations with Blaine's ex-girlfriend Tiffany, who fears Stephanie might win the prom queen title. At a cheer performance, Tiffany convinces friends to sabotage Stephanie's landing, putting her into a deep coma. Two decades later in 2022 Stephanie, yeah, for that movie released in the exact year, Stephanie played by Rebel Wilson, who is an adult now, wakes from her coma. Her father and Martha, now principal and cheerleading coach at Harding High, takes her home. On the way, stopping at Deanna Russo's old house, Stephanie sees the now-married Tiffany and Blaine reside there. With reluctant support from her father and Martha, Stephanie decides to go back to school to finish her senior year. There she discovers Seth is now the librarian, and the positions of prom king and queen have been abolished. Additionally, Tiffany and Blaine's daughter Bri is the most popular girl at school with a huge social media following. Cheerleaders are no longer the popular students and perform bland, sanitized routines with no dancing. And the rest goes on the same clichéd way I had to experience before. I can't believe I had to go see Rebel Wilson acting like a child in my presence and I'm forcing myself to rant about it, but hey, everyone's loves a rant these days. Hehe. Even Martha told Stephanie not to say those two words "r****d" and "gay". I can. I can say them anytime without being offensive. That's easy peasy. Now I know somebody had recently commenting on my social media saying do your reviews without putting those elongated words in them and when that happens, someone always take me for a ***t. Really though, ask yourselves this: "Who's really the ***t?" It's called "Freedom of Speech", you motherw**king t**tlickers. With Rebel Wilson playing a r****ded womanchild, there are loads of clichés I have to deal with. A b***hy woman who is a villain, been done before. Boyfriend and girlfriend trope, been done before. A high school setting and a prom setting, been done before gazillion times. Give it a rest. Even the outtakes are done before too. In all my days of ranting on my reviews on movies I hated, it actually feels so good to hear someone's reactions on my rants of my motherload of hilarious insults on the filmmakers and studios like Netflix. So for any of the people who actually love movies that are "so bad it's good" especially those that I hated, well, here's my answer to those who do, "Your mother's w**kstain." Senior Year is a very r****dedly s**tty a**ed movie that is so clichéd I don't know how many of them Netflix are going to continue making them and making them s**t. Eight of them I hate that are from that genre. The characters are all w**kers, the story is clichéd just like everything about it are taking from other previous chick flick rom com films. Just everything about this movie is massively r****ded. You know what, whoever directed this, do yourself a favor, go dress up like a muffin man or muffin woman whoever the hell you are. Dress up like one on Halloween and go out haunting everyone who are the muffin man. Why? Because the muffin man f**ked your parents! Don't quote me on that one please. Senior Year sucks and blows. ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
