Tall Girl (2019)

Tall Girl (2019)

2019 PG 101 Minutes

Comedy | Drama | Romance

Jodi, the tallest girl in her high school, has always felt uncomfortable in her own skin. But after years of slouching, being made fun of, and avoiding attention at all costs, Jodi finally decides...

Overall Rating

2 / 10
Verdict: Awful

User Review

  • JackthePGL

    JackthePGL

    3 / 10
    Welcome to my review, I just fisted two collage whores. Yeah, I know it's a bit of a cliché to rant on something that's bothering you over and over again but at least the people have vivid imaginations forgetting what I've said in my reviews but sometimes they don't. Tall Girl will be the example if not the most chick flick that defines the god-awfulness made by Netflix itself but there is a sequel to this movie which reminds me at going to review it later on after this one and just like I did The Kissing Booth trilogy, Sierra Burgess Is a Loser and He's All That all made crap by Netflix for not getting tired of making chick flicks taken place at some high school or collage even if the studio itself doesn't know how to make a good chick flick film. All right, let's just cut to the dog's d**k and get on with it. Jodi Kreyman is a tall student since she was three, which has made her insecure her whole life. Many students pick on her for her height. Her friends, her sister, Harper has won multiple beauty pageants. Jack Dunkleman, a life-long friend, frequently asks her out, but she is reluctant, partly because he is much shorter than she is. A Swedish foreign student, Stig Mohlin, joins Jodi's class, and she is immediately interested in him, along with most girls in the school. However, her bully Kimmy Stitcher, starts showing him around. Dunkleman is distressed to learn that Stig will be staying at his house as the host family. And the rest goes on but nothings happening most of the time. No, seriously, nothing happens throughout the entire film, even though we do have a bitch arse bully who doesn't like Jodi and all that stuff but everything about that character is been done to death, like for instance, Bratz, although not made by Netflix but still, with Meredith is a c**t, He's All That, with Alden Pierce is a bigger c**t, this one however does the exact same thing. That character can later be expand upon in the sequel. As I stated now that not much happens apart from the ending homecoming speech but that's about it, is nothing more than a boring coming of age chick flick with new to offer. I've been getting into this movie thinking if it's good or bad, for the first I've seen it, I nearly found it to be garbage, the second time watching however, that's all the satisfaction I need from it. So with that being said, this movie and it can go f**k itself and I can't wait to do the sequel because this is gonna make me feel good so fasten your seatbelts and hold on to your butts. ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐