James, a college freshman and computer genius, is enlisted by his womanizing roommate, Lance, to code the ultimate hook-up app. But when James discovers that his divorced mother is using the app, u...
When it comes to bad movies I've seen I thought I decided to go ahead and watch and review one of them to entertain you all whether those films are gonna p**s me off or bore me to death whether if I decide of they're not garbage or they're are due to them being horrible which is one of the reasons why I decided to watch Swiped which is why I'm looking forward for a rant and you know what, I don't think I need to because nothing about it p***es me off in the slightest. James, a freshman college student who is a computer genius, is asked by his roommate, Lance, to make the best hook-up app called Jungle. But when James finds out that his divorced mother is using the app, things go awry. Considering that this is the third film I've seen Noah Centineo in which I don't know how long Netflix need him to kiss their a**es considering that it's distributed by iTunes and Netflix, it's not even on Netflix anymore which is r****ded because Netflix shouldn't have deleted their movies from their own platform, they should've let their films stay there forever 'cause they're their property. You know what? I was going to review this movie after watching it the first time but I don't have the urge to do so and the next morning I was going to watch it again but no because I don't want to waste my time watching crappy movies even though I don't get p***ed off at bad movies more often. There are two options on why I thought my opinions of films that p***ed me off and not, whether it's boring, I'm not p***ed off and whether it's very good, I'm p***ed off, so here's that. Whilst I'm watching it without a fail, you know what, nothing, nothing about this had me burst out laughing. I didn't crack a laugh once. It was boring, it was tedious, it was so beyond a pale. It's not the worst film I seen period but I've seen far worse. I'm sorry, was somebody commenting on my review? A stranger, I might add saying: "What don't you like about it? Would you rather listen to your mum's singing voice other than ranting on movies you hate?" No, you ***ting s*****c! When James' sister asks that he has to meet people instead of playing on his laptop every time, next up she uses his room as her own room. Jeez, b***h, get out of his bedroom and leave him alone. He doesn't want to meet strangers like you and your parents do. Hell, I sure as hell don't talk to strangers, I just mind my business like he does. C**k! So Swiped is something I'm interested in watching so I can rant on it 'cause of how bad it is but no, nothing about it p***ed me off in the slightest of amount of delicious revenge. This film is nothing more than a bad movie. Not the worst I've seen but still, it's just bad. Like most bad films I've seen rather I seen them once they're all t**ts and twice they're all the same thing so that I have the urge to review them properly without fail whether to make you laugh, shock and both will be in your own category. Take it from me.
